For the most prompt replies, please contact us by messaging us on our Facebook page. General inquiries can also be directed to

By Phone: (832) 898-1088


We now require all performers be vaccinated against the coronavirus. You can submit proof of vaccination at this link

New Comics!

Do you want to try stand up?

We have 5 open mics:

Sunday night at 8pm - show up at 7pm to sign up - 5 minute slots

Tuesday at midnight - show up at 11pm - 5 minute slots

Wednesday at 10pm - email Sun-Monday preceding - 10 minute slots

Thursday 9:30pm - email between 12pm Sunday and 12pm Wednesday - 5 minute slots

Saturday 11:30pm - show up at 11pm - 3 minute slots

Start times often vary so be sure to check our event listings week of to be safe!

Tenured Comics

Are you going to be in Houston and want any available stage time? Shoot us an email with COMIC in the subject line. Give use a short introduction, what dates you’ll be in town, and any relevant video links. We’ll take a look at it and get back to you on if we have any shows we can fit you on. E-mail:

Also check out the Houston comedy stage time group on facebook - many of our shows are booked by the showrunners and they almost all are in that group.

Musical Acts and Professional Comics

For serious inquiries contact Andrew. Put as much information about your event or act into your email as possible. Dates, expected attendance, technical needs, etc. He will only respond to serious inquiries.



  • T: (832) 898 - 1088
  • E:
  • A: 2101 Polk STE A
  • Houston, TX 77003

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